if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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