spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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