Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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