I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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