It's Friday. Sex?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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