hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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