sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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