why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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