ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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