it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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