i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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