uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.