i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.