with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?