he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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