North Korea, Best Korea!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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