I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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