big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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