My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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