It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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