Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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