I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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