in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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