I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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