Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
this will be a night to untag.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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