Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
