Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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