I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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