what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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