Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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