We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
