my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The feeling are messing with the penis
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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