her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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