it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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