and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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