i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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