sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
