She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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