would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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