uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
bring money and cleavage
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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