theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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