fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
