Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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