i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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