could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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