I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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