Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
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the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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