DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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