Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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