forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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