2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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