sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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