Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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