White coat. Heels.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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