Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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