Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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