and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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